Friday, May 8, 2020

What Makes Me Tick


In my old age, settled into my curmudgeonly

and obsessive ways, wracked with my arthritic

pains, getting by exclusively on Social Security,

not drawing royalties for anything, I get to

thinking seriously, what’s the difference between

the financially wealthy a me?


Why, easy as can be there is an answer there

waiting for me: I can sit back, relax, catnap,

write and watch TV as I damn well please.


A rich guy has to be on the go looking out for

his investments, and paying out all that doe for

fancy transportation and exquisite living con-

ditions.


If he happens to be wealthy and famous at the

same time, well, just the thought of maintaining

all that popularity would infringe upon one’s sanity.

Then there are the women, the friends and leeches,

all that hoity-toity social activity.


No thank you, I’ll stick with who and where I am.

Easy for me to say, nothing much I can do about my

situation even if I wanted to. Screw it, I can write

once, two or three times a day. That seems to keep

the depression and loneliness at bay.


And what I decide to write doesn’t even have to be

exceptional or salable. It doesn’t have to please the

masses or even be worthy of publishing or repeating.

Just plain old shit which crosses my mind will do just

fine. Take this here piece as a fitting example of that.

I say, screw it all, and the rest of you as well!


(That last statement is just a writer’s gimmick meant
to shock, and see if you were paying attention.)

                           -30-

Chris Hanch 5-7-2020

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