Tuesday, March 10, 2020

The Potato and the Light Bulb


Everyone knows the potato was discovered
and not invented. The light bulb, now there
was an invention, mind you. I for one prefer

the potato. Not only do they satisfy hunger
and the need for nourishment, but the tuber
can be baked, boiled, fried, diced, sliced,

cubed and mashed. The light bulb can be
screwed in and out of its socket, turned on
and off. We can attribute its invention to
Thomas Edison; the potato was discovered
by who knows? And I just love my spuds and
a good mystery. Also as a child, although not

edible, I had great fun with Mr. and Mrs. Potato
Head. Actually, I was born way after Edison, and
due to his death before my time, he had nothing

to do with me personally. So nstead, I gave credit
to GE and Westinghouse for the bulb which en-
lightened my life in the dark of night. French fries,

au gratin, baked and slathered with butter, blen-
ded with mayonnaise and made into a salad, the
potato has such diversity. The filament of light is

available in various watts, shapes and size, and
brightens our living rooms, buildings and streets
at night. Potatoes too come in assorted shapes,

colors and size and are in addition delicious, and
a hell of a lot more fun to eat. So, please e-mail
me your potato recipes. Tonight, I plan on dinner

for one by candle light. Consider this, without
the discovery of the potato, where would the
Irish and the Great Potato Famine be?

                        -30-

Chris Hanch 3-10-2020

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