Friday, March 27, 2020

2020 Census and Me


Census is completed. I have been accounted for
nationwide by number, nomenclature and name,
ethnicity too—white male of Greek decent I have
claimed. That about does it in 2020. I’m good for
the next ten years.

From here to there, the only thing I anticipate
changing is my age. But not so fast, I am not
expecting to live that long anyway. When you
happen to be seventy-three, a lifelong smoker
and caloric consumer of junk food as I am, the
plausibility of reaching eighty-three seems not
only farcical but physiologically unlikely.

(As of late I’ve been poorly situated physically.)

So, go ahead and define your Congressional lines
to include me still tenuously engaged in my place
and time, still a living and breathing yet somewhat
faltering member of society, same address and
phone number, though, same basic color of skin
with assorted, new, blotchy, age spots to report.

Oh, and given my age and waning physical and
mental conditioning, it is worth noting that I am
not half the man I used to be, should that be a
consideration in your Census-taking redistricting.

In any case, I am thrilled to report to you (as pre-
vously alluded to above), I still have an adequate
pulse rate and heartbeat. And for all it’s worth, at
this moment in time, whatever the game being
played, you can still count me in.

                                              -30-

Chris Hanch 3-27-2020

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