Thursday, March 12, 2020

Coronavirus


It was inevitable, you see, and had to begin somewhere.
Someone in Asia sneezed bad intentions. One unwitting
soul then, BAM! it spread throughout the world and

went viral causing a global pandemic. And would you
believe, all this originated from a little old bat. Yes, die
Fledermause achieved what the Mad Cow failed to do,

infect and kill, who knows tens of thousands, perhaps
millions of human beings? Cover your mouth, wash
your hands, don’t touch your face, don’t shake hands,

avoid crowded space. Coming soon to a neighborhood
near you—Worse than the flu—Coronavirus (COVID-19).
Don’t panic, and for Christ’s sake don’t sneeze in my face!

Gesundheit!



                                                 -30-

Chris Hanch 3-12-2020

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