Sunday, June 7, 2020

Key to Longevity


Suppose I could say it was the train that

missed me by inches at the crossing which

got me here.


Likely it was the plane which crashed over

Lake Superior I didn’t take.


I could say it was the 711 that I didn’t enter

the night of the robbery and murder which

brought me to this place in time.


Though it may have been the health food

kick I went on for a week last year,

or quitting booze and smokes for two years

in a row back in 1993 which got me here.


I know it seems implausible, but brushing

my teeth and saying my prayers before

bedtime may have bought me this extension

on my life.


Who knows, who can rightly say which

precautions or directions taken were key

to my survivabilty?


I shied away from excessive speed, backed

away from high places, never played with

firearms or explosive charges.


Plumb lucked out, I suppose, when I took

some pretty foolish chances.


A doctor once told me, I’m not in too bad

a shape for the shape I’m in. (Never did follow

the diet and exercise plan prescribed by him.)


Somehow I managed to make it baring injury,

bad fortune, disease and fatality to age 73.


How I did eventually come this far in life beats

the living shit out of me…


Wait, that’s it, could have had something to do

with prune juice and daily bowel movement

regularity.


                               -30-

Chris Hanch 6-7-2020

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