Once
a month our boss assigned Clarence
and
me to cross-check numbers on some
stupid
special report which had something
to
do with inventory and purchase orders.
We
went to a small conference room, plopped
down
a stack of papers on the desk and began.
Clarence
went first, Part number, 136-12234,
quantity,
504. Part number, 136-12234, quantity
504,
Check, I replied. And the first in a long line
of
several thousand numbers had begun.
Part
way into the pile of crap we were sifting
through,
I started to nod off. Couldn’t help
myself,
numbers bore me, besides Clarence,
an
older man, had a low, drone voice which
could
put a savage, hungry beast to sleep.
I
really didn’t care much for Clarence either.
He
was a numbers man, never said much and
always
did what he was told. Nodded his head
a
lot instead of saying, yes. Boring.
I
hated my job as a material planner in the
purchasing
department, thousands of small
electronic
parts, thousands of numbers to
identify
and classify for inventory.
I
hated the routine, 8 to 5, an hour for lunch,
one
15-minute break in the morning, another
15-minute
break in the afternoon. Same faces,
same
parts, same routine, number after number,
the
same over and over again.
Seven
years I stuck it out for family sake. Was
brought
up to be grateful and satisfied with
steady
employment and a modest get nowhere
except
pay the bills wage.
I
hated my life, didn’t get along well at home with
the
wife. I hated weekends, mow the lawn, change
the
oil, wash the car, shop the grocery store and
mall,
take and pick up the kids from events and
friends.
Most
of all, though, I hated Clarence. I was afraid
that
in a few more years if this shit kept up, I’d be
as
boring as he. So boring that I would put a much
younger
man than I to sleep. Clarence nudged me,
Pay
attention, he said.
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Chris
Hanch 6-26-2020
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