Saturday, October 12, 2019

History as Seen on TV


I have heard it said that in centuries past,
and in some Chinese Dynasties (I’m not
certain which ones they were, Shang, Chou,
Tang…?), the Emperor kept a small dog

or two with him in the palace, lap dogs if you
will. These pups served as alarms to warn of
unwanted, perhaps dangerous intruders. Not
that they themselves would be an effective

deterrent, per se, but could bark uproariously
should a possible assassin approach. In turn,
the small pooches would summon a larger more
powerful and ferocious breed to come and de-

fend. Funny though it seems in modern times
such as these in the 21st Century and half-way
around the world from Beijing, I sit comfortably
and relatively safe in my throne-like recliner,

watching ancient Chinese history on TV. The Em-
porer is portrayed with two Pekingese nesting in
his lap as they suddenly become excited and begin
to bark. And the massive Chow Chows come a run-

ning, growling and bearing their teeth. Now my
two mutts, knowing nothing of history or portray-
als of Chinese Dynaties on TV, are provoked by
the kerfuffle, and commence with their aroused

chorus of barking as well. And fearing the neighbors
will be perturbed by the din of yapping commotion,
I am forced to turn to the Home Improvement Chan-
nel instead. The rub here is that my two pups and I

live in an apartment where assassins are rare, and we
have no need for remodeling at all.

Chris Hanch 10-12-19

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