Monday, February 22, 2021

A Royal Pain...

 

Due to a compromised debit card,


I spent the better part of a day


contacting utilities and other


companies with whom I applied


my payments for services and


products rendered.



What a royal pain in the ass


communicating with automated


telecommunication systems and


live customer service reps who I


could barely understand.



The more technologically pro-


ficient society becomes, it seems


the more complicated things


become.



As I have grown older and less


adaptable to radical change, I


have tried my best to simplify my


life. The rest of the world, how-


ever, seems bent on confusing and


even eliminating prehistoric creatures


such as I.



The dinosaurs were incapable of


preventing their inevitable exstinc-


tion.



A state-wide power outage due to


ice, snow and sub-freezing temper-


atures caused havoc to Texas and


its residents recently. And this sort


of calamity is on the rise in our


world due to climate change.



Try using your debit card or calling


for help during an an emergency when


the technology fails.



Call me a Neanderthal, but being


obliterated on impact by an asteroid


strike seems a far more humane way


to go.



Just saying…



                -30-


Chris Hanch 2-22-2021





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