Friday, January 10, 2020

Please, No Ice Age for Me


I am on the ground floor of my apartment com-
plex. There is a sliding door off the living room
and a small patio out back. I have a hard time
getting around due to some serious arthritis in
my hips.

I have two small dogs which need to go out often,
and the patio is mighty convenient and expedient
for we three—you know, sniff, poop and pee.

Well now, it’s winter and in the Midwest where
we live bitter cold, ice and snow are a reality. My
daughter bought me a snow shovel for Christams
to deal with the possibilities. If we are expecting
more than an inch or two of the white stuff, I will
go out and shovel incrementally several times dur-
ing a storm so that things don’t pile up and get out
of hand. (Small dogs refuse to go out when accu-
mulation is over their heads.)

In this day and age, I suppose I should be grateful
(given my advanced age and enfeebled condition)
that I am not faced with an Ice Age. Really, I mean
and honest to God Ice Age, for then, snow shovel
or not, my pups and I would truly be in a hell of a
fix. They can’t be expected to hold their business
till warmer weather brings a thaw come the spring.
It disturbs my sensibilities greatly to even consider
the alternative.

I don’t know, but something tells me we’re in for a
doozy this year. While I realize scientists may con-
tend that the next Ice Age is not likely to happen in
the near future, from where I sit, a good 8 to 10 in-
ches of ice and snow would seem like it to me.

                      -30-

Chris Hanch 1-9-19





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