You lift a twitching finger and think the world is doomed.
There was a mountain range to the West only yesterday.
Prairie dogs have been whistling a haunting tune all
day long.
Mr. Wizard hasn’t performed an experiment on TV
for years.
Someone saw a V2 Rocket lift off in the neighbor’s
back yard.
A call was made to 9ll, and a clown car responded to
the emergency.
The check in the mail arrived a day late and a dollar short.
Did you notice the Ant Farm down the street has been put
up for sale?
Last week, a world’s record, once in a Blue Moon appeared
twice in a single day.
Have you heard, Hildegard changed her name? She prefers
to be called Sonja from now on.
A pity, you raised your hand and no one called on you.
You just wanted to know, what in hell is going on?
The price of bananas today is hovering around 66-cents a pound.
The weight of the world is not on your shoulders after all.
There, are you satisfied now?
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Chris Hanch 7-30-2020
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