Tuesday, September 8, 2015

German Beer and Bratwurst before Bed Check Time



At eighteen I could have been a hippie. It was the right time, but I
was not in the right place. Hell, back then (considering the where
and the when), I didn’t even know what a hippie was. In 1966 I was
walking down the cobblestone streets of a small, medieval German
town, a young AmerIcan G.I. out on pass for the evening, coming
from my favorite gasthaus where I had enjoyed my fill of beer.

The Germans would say I was tipsy, and I would admit that I had
probably had a few too many. But the beer was refreshing and cheap,
most affordable, even on a low-ranking enlisted man’s pay. And by
volume, deliriously potent, I must say. So, while hippies were protes-
ting the Vietnam War and toking their Maryjane back in the good ole
US of A, I was contentedly beer-saturated and semiconsciously making
my way back to the billets before bed check at midnight.

But there was a must, a need, this certain craving thing which had to
be fulfilled, something of a tradition, you might say, before signing-in
and relinquishing my freedom again back to Uncle Sam—Bratwurst.
The seductive smell of Bratwurst was in the crisp evening air. It per-
meated every fiber of my ravenously hungry being. And yes, senf, lots
of senf, mustard of an extraordinary sort. My night out on the town
would not have been complete without an authentic German Brat-
wurst smothered in spicy, nasal–passage clearing senf.

And, I tell you this, my friends, had I known anything about hippies
at the time, they could go ahead and wear their hair long and scraggly;
they could knock themselves out sucking on their rolled-up joints all
day long. I’d be damned if I would ever consider bonding with their
scruffy ranks lest I be deprived of that stout German brew and those
heavenly Bratwurst gloriously drenched in senf (tipsy as I may have
been), signing in blurry-eyed and tangy just minutes before midnight
and bed check time.

Chris Hanch  9-8-15  


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