Ever consider how much energy it takes
just to make it through the day? I contend,
not unless your battery is low and in need
of charging.
Plug me in, let me rejuvenate my “go juice”
for a bit, and like the Energizer Bunny, I’ll
and be raring to go.
Of course should I need to play Mr. Clean
for the day, I suppose I could put it off for
a spell. What the hell, it’s such a fine day
I’d hate to waste.
Surely I can find a better way to expend
the get-up-and-go I have in me. I’ve had
my coffee, ate my Wheaties, and have
my eye and impetus fixed on the prize.
And with a goal in mind, I’ll reward
myself with a nap when I’m done. You
see, I’m a renewal energy machine. No
friggin’ fossil fuel injection or consumption
is required by me.
The only drawback I foresee is that I do
backfire a blast of methane occasionally.
But for the most part, if I avoid spicy foods,
my performance runs efficiently.
Eat your heart out Tesla.
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Chris Hanch 10-7-2020
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