Sunday, October 4, 2020

By the Book

 

The mental manual you were given at birth has


expanded greatly over time:



Chapter One, Preverbal—React to pleasure and


pain so that someone able can tend to your needs.


Eat, sleep, pamper and clean, know when you are


content or unattended. Coo or cry appropriately.



Chapter Two—Act instinctively. Roll over,


move your hands and feet, do all the bodily


functions which come naturally.



Chapter Three—bond with someone on


whom you can depend. The words are


not yet there, but you are learning about


attention, security and care.



Chapter Four—In the interest of time and


space lets move on past the stages of crawling,


toddling and first words spoken (Mama, Papa),


first words heard and understood (stop, no,


nam-nam).



As you go along, you’re learning about love,


happiness, hate and displeasure.



You are learning words to express your feelings


and needs. Next comes your ABCs, spelling,


definitions and memorization—cat, dog, duck,


apple, pear, banana, tree, flower, bee.



You still have a long way to go, There will be


assignments and tests given. You become aware


of rudimentary meanings of love and hate. You


have a desire and appetite to learn.



Years pass; you have a grasp of life and death,


emotions and control. Your brain is packed


with information you have garnered over time.


You excel, yet still screw up now and again.



You never acquired a taste for beets and broccoli.


You hate the New England Patriots, Speedo swim


wear and snakes. Your last vote for President was


a looser and as you predicted, the winner turned


out to be a huge mistake.



You don’t trust red haired woman. You were


married to one once and that didn’t work out


well. You are now 73 years old going on 74,


and couldn’t care less about learning more.



The Chief’s game on Sunday has been post-


poned due to the opposing team’s quarterback


testing positive for Covid-19. And you are


royally pissed.



Enough is enough. The notion of having to do


all of this over again makes you woozy and ill


enough to puke.



                      -30-


Chris Hanch 10-4-2020

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