Tuesday, October 6, 2020

Another VA Phone Call

 

The Nurse Practitioner in charge of my case


at the VA called me yesterday. It’s that time


for my yearly visit, she stated. May I come


over at 9 or 10 tomorrow to examine you,


she asked?



No, I replied, tomorrow won’t work for me.


Can’t we just do the assessment over the


phone or make it for next week sometime?



She came back with an alternative. We could


do this electronically using Zoom. Do you have


a computer? Yes, I told her, but the camera is


not working. And I really have a difficult time


having people over.



Nothing personal against you, but it takes me


at least two hours to get ready, and then I’m


in great pain and shot for the rest of the day.



I really need to see you face-to-face. It’s a


mandatory practice at the VA. You can be in


your pajamas, she went on. I didn’t tell her


that I don’t wear P. J.s and that I sleep in my


underwear. I figured that was not a key concern.




I just don’t like to have people over to my place.


I haven’t been out of my apartment for over a


year now, and only let had my son and daughter


in every other week or so. Really, I just want to


be left alone.



Besides, even if you did find something seriously


wrong with me physically, I wouldn’t have anything


done about it anyway. No need for a face-to-face,


I reiterated emphatically.



I look pretty much the same as I did last year, I added.


Except going on seventy-four and having fallen way


behind on my beauty sleep, I look a hell of a lot older.



As I see it, short of a miracle on God’s Green Earth,


there’s really nothing you and the medical profession


at the VA can do about that.




                          -30-


Chris Hanch 10-6-2020


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