Thursday, May 2, 2019

Swear Word Use in the Modern Age, Today


When I was a youngster, many years before
you were born, I am sure, to call someone a
bird brain” was an insulting and degrading

thing. Today, our disdainful vocabulary has
expanded exponentially. There are a thousand
more vile words in common use these days

which refer to idiots who do stupid things.
I myself am guilty on occasion of such unbe-
coming actions. Why hell, if called a birdbrain

today, I would be more than flattered, spread
my feathery plumage and fly away. I may even
circle ‘round my accuser and drop doo-doo on

their pea brain. There are similar words and
phrases rarely used in this modern day—
poo-poo, doo-doo, to name a few. I love the

vernacular used in the good old days. It seemed
so appropriately quaint. As I see it, beats the shit
out of the more acceptable vulgarities in use today.

Chris Hanch 5-2-19

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