As Seen Now and Again on TV

I remember a saying from childhood my

parents and others used to say: “Now, I

have seen everything.” Well, folks I realize

that I have reached an age when I too can

most assuredly relate. I am speaking of

commercials I see now and again on TV.

There is the one where an announcer speaks

of a substance recently discovered in jelly-

fish which can improve the function of the

brain. Jellyfish, mind you! Some time ago

as a gullible child in grammar school, I

had a teacher who told those students

who misbehaved in class that they were

spineless jellyfish. Had I known back

then about Prevagen, that amazing afor-

mentioned supplement (spineless as I may

have been), I could have probably done

better academically in school. And then,

there is an innovative concept promoted

in the car buying experience where pro-

spective buyers can, hassle-free. purchase

their new automobile on line with Carvana.

How can it be that anyone would invest 20-

30,000 dollars or more on something so im-

portant which they have physically never

seen first-hand in person before? What the

hell becomes of that vital sensory selling

aspect of the new car smell? Why would

anyone give up their right to kick the tires

or hear the reassuring sound of the doors

slamming solidly? Indeed, has the brave

new world of technology, of cellular con-

venience, spontaneity and ridiculousness

this come to? If so, due to global warming

and the rising of sea levels, I am pleased to

announce parcels of beach front property

I have for sale in Louisiana which only a

few years ago was situated miles away

from the Gulf of Mexico. Text me at Sunny

Beach4u or check my app on HomeToGo.

Chris Hanch 1-10-19