Alphabetical Tomfoolery

I peck two fingered

on the computer keys.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmms

are what I see.

I peck again

and what appears, a row of

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzs.

I appear to be

striking out random,

not in order chronologically.

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

ccccccccccccccccccccccccccc.

I do 2.

What the L

I ask myself?

X yes, even A and B I can C,

but at this juncture Y Z

when D E F G

would certainly B more orderly.

(I C U

Do U C me?)

O, if only I knew

that X Y and Z

would bring me

to the end

alphabetically.

But then,

have U ever fiddled with

special characters on

the computer?

They could drive an

otherwise

sane person craZ…

ᾯ ῂ € ∆ ∏ ∑ ₯ ₰ ₠ ₪ ₩

Excuse me if you were offended.

That is not what I intended.

This poem shall never be verbally

recited by me. For researching

the names and pronunciation of

“ ᾯ ῂ € ∆ ∏ ∑ ₯ ₰ ₠ ₪ ₩,” I’m

too damned lazy.

         -30-

Chris Hanch 1-16-2021