A
pundit spoke on TV the other day
day
who claimed that the American
Empire
is in decline.
The
consensus of the scientific com-
munity
is that Global Warming is an
advancing
reality which is now and
will
progressively continue to adver-
sely
affect life as we know it here on
Planet
Earth.
Diet
and exercise may extend your
life
giving you more time to reflect
on
your past performances from a
wheel
chair in a nursing home alone.
You
can see where we’re going with
this
scenario, can’t you? What’s the use
of
it all anyway. It was preordained that
Tom
Brady and Bill Belichick were
bound
to win the Super Bowl again.
And
what’s with the millions of dollars
wasted
on those touted commercials and
half-time
performances which always
seem
to suck?
What
the hell, there’s always next
season
to look forward to, good Lord
willing
and the creek don’t rise.
And
too, for your further enlightenment
and
edification, ground hogs could give
a
flying shit how many more days of
winter
lie ahead.
Chris
Hanch 2-4-19
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