Monday, May 3, 2021

Virtual Vocal Reality


Ever since the Corona Virus Pandemic


his nurse at the VA has been conducting


phone interviews with him every two


months or so.



Home visits were not practical while the


spread of the disease was still a possibility.



The nurse began with his vital signs, tem-


perature, blood pressure, pulse rate and


the like.



Then she asked him to rate his pain level


from 1 to 10—10 being the most severe.


About 7 or 8, he answered. It varies de-


pending on the time of day, he explained.


It’s highest first thing in the morning and


then again later in the day. He figured


that the scale of rating pain numerically


was woefully inadequate.



Besides, people handle pain differently


was his thinking: Some could have their


arm lopped off, shrug their shoulders and


claim, oh really it isn’t all that bad; still


others would claim a splinter in the finger


hurt worse than hell.



There was nothing really to do about his


arthritic hip pain, except replacement or


pain medication. And he was going to have


none of that. No one was going to cut him


open. And having gone the pain killer route


before, he knew addiction was a far greater


problem.



When you needed to increase the medica-


tion to a point where it no longer worked,


and the doctor wouldn’t keep prescribing


more and more. Those withdrawals were


far worse that the original pain.



In affect, the home phone visits were


pretty much useless as well. Trying to


explain pain in words was basically


futile. And if he wasn’t left with other


remedies or procedures, what was the


use, anyway?



If the nurse was to see him in person,


the difficulty he had getting around


and the scowl of misery emblazoned


into his face, she could skip the 1 to


10 scale. They might even raise the


limit from 10 to 20 in his case, won-


dering how much more he could take?



Had it been anyone other than a medical


professional on the phone, his answer to


the question, how are you doing? would


likely be, Oh, I’m okay and getting by.



After all, in virtual vocal reality, it’s a


hell of a lot easier to lie over the phone.



                  -30-


Chris Hanch 5-3-2021 

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