Wednesday, May 5, 2021

Muleskinner Blues

 


Animal lovers, don’t be upset, I mean no harm.


Google defines a muleskinner as a professional


mule driver whose sole purpose is to keep the


mules moving. The term 'skinner' is slang for


someone who might 'skin' or outsmart a mule.



Mules have a characteristic of being very stub-


born, so outsmarting them to make them move


using skill, wit and a type of determination.”



There were times in my life when I was accused


of being, “stubborn as a mule” for I was not


always one to take directions or advice from


others.



As a child in school, the nuns who were my


teachers frequently used that phrase on me


when I didn’t behave. Parents were also at


the ready to use it on a defiant child such as


I who frequently refused to obey.



Some kids my own age with whom I disagreed


called me an “ass.” And I suppose that meant


the same, unless they added the word “hole”


at the end which of course usually wound up


in a physical confrontation. And believe you


me, I had my share of those.



When I was a kid in the 1950s, there was a


series of movies and shorts made about


Francis the Talking Mule. I liked them because


he was a silly ass with whom I could certainly


relate.



Thank god many of us outgrow our childlike


tendencies. It took me a bit longer than most


to change some of my defiant childish ways.


I suppose a measure of wisdom comes with


age.



I for one have outgrown the phrase “stubborn


as a mule.” Would be muleskinners of modern


day have more appropriately bestowed upon


me what I consider a term of endearment. I


figure I have graduated in life, having earned


the right to be considered now simply as a


stupid old foolwho frequently needs a swift


kick in the ass.



                     -30-


Chris Hanch 5-5-2021

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