Friday, January 26, 2018

Squirrel Mentality

Ever wonder what animals are thinking?
Well, this morning sitting outside on my
patio, I was given some insight into my
wondering. A squirrel chirping in the

apple tree several yards away from me
waved it’s tail furiously, apparently wanting
desperately to get somewhere it needed to be.
Eventually, it decided to make a break for it.

So, in the blink of an eye, it tore out across
the open field at full speed running away from
me. Now mind you, I never had any intentions
of pursuing or capturing that creature anyway.

Besides, it was far and away more fleet a foot
(even given my best of times) than I could ever
be. Now, here is where I applied some squirrel
psychology to my personal human rationality—

I’m not sure if that guy is a track star or not,
squirrel is thinking. Could be a perfectly
harmless sort, but suspiciously, he may be
a clear and present danger to me. In any

event, I’m gonna run as if my life depends
upon it, and get the hell away from him just
in case.


Chris Hanch 1-26-18  

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