Saturday, April 8, 2023

gob-smacked

 

gob·smacked


adjective

INFORMAL•BRITISH

    utterly astonished astounded.


When I first heard this expression


I thought it was “God smacked.”


Supposedly God would smack


a person in order to get them


to listen up. You know, like when


Moses came down from Mount


Sinai with the Ten Commandments


God had given him. Pay attention,


folks! The followers below must


have been “God smacked,” I


figured.



Later on in life I came to learn


that the proper expression was


gobsmacked.” I was sorely dis-


appointed to say the least. In


fact, I was so pissed off at my-


self for the misunderstanding,


so upset at my stupidity that I


leapt out of my chair and stormed


around the living room yelling,


Gob damn it! Gob damn it!”



                -30-


Chris Hanch 4-8-2023



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