There are always excuses
for why we didn’t.
We never excuse why we did
what we did unless it was wrong.
Now I’m the sort of guy
who has a plethora of
excuses at the ready either way.
I guess you could
say I’m a poor excuse for…
and you can fill in the
blank.
Excuse me, but would you
happen to have any Grey Poupon?
That excuse I have never
used. Regular mustard is all
I ever choose to use.
Excuse me, but a
fancy dandy man I have never
been accused of being.
I’ve never ridden in a Roles Royce
or been in a commercial either.
I suppose I could say, pardon
my dirt, and you could
excuse me as being
a smart ass instead.
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Chris Hanch 2-28-21
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