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This just in: Handicapped man in Akron discovers gold in

his back yard.

This just in: Hull of The Edmund Fitzgerald resurfaces in

the middle of Lake Superior—Three crewmen rescued.

This just in: Bull market collapses after reeking havoc in

Charlotte china shop.

This just in: A fifty-year old mime in Sioux Falls breaks

silence and reveals details of a worldwide conspiracy.

This just in: Woman in Kenya claims to have been born

with three fully-functioning left hands.

This just in: Missing child in Jakarta turns up unharmed,

but confused in Philadelphia school room.

This just in: Cow jumps over the moon as the dish runs

away with the spoon.

Stay tuned: Details on the Eyewitness News at 10 o’clock.

(This is what happens when you have nothing better to do.)

Chris Hanch 10-12-17