Geographically, I am located in Kansas City, MO, USA.
with the GPS coordinates of 39° 5' 59.0064'' N and 94° 34'
41.9916'' W. As the crow flies, distance wise, KC is some
237 miles West of St. Louis along I-70 in the State of Missouri,
bordering the State of Kansas.
Had you known or seen me personally in the past 20, 30
years or so, you may be shocked to see how I have aged
over time. I am certain, should you have survived, the same
deteriorating conditioning has likely befallen you.
I shall not include my specific address and phone number.
(Due to my disabilities and unsociable situation, I prefer to
remain anonymously unlisted.) Why then, you may be asking,
have I bothered to give you the above listed information?
Hell if I know. More than likely it gave me something to do
in my solitudinous place in time.
It would appear ridiculous to assume that I went through all
this rigmarole just to use the word, soltudinous, but I did.
And in addition, I got to throw in the word, rigmarole, to boot.
It is a good thing that I can rely upon Google for coordinance,
spelling and definition in my old age. My off-the-wall, ofttimes
sardonic wit comes naturally.
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Chris Hanch 2-24-2022
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