Saturday, April 3, 2021

The Birthday Card

 

Tomorrow is my 74th birthday.


Hard for me to believe that I


have come so far in life,


knowing what I now know


and considering everything


I don’t. What a circuitous and


tangled journey it has been.



Anyway, my son visiting me


yesterday gave me a silly birth-


day card. It pictured a scabby


old man sporting a straw cow-


boy hat, smoking a big old


stogie, wearing a short-sleeved


shirt and faded blue jeans.



Instead of a horse, he was mounted


upon a bewildered looking donkey.


The caption inside read, “It’s your


birthday—sit on your ass all day if


you want to.” An appropriate punch


line which just about anyone could


have guessed even before opening


the card. You’d think Hallmark


could have been more creative


than that.



Amusing, however. That old man on


the cover of the card could have been


close to my age, but really did not


resemble me. That scruffy old ass,


though, it did look vaguely familiar.



                  -30-


Chris Hanch 4-3-2021

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