Thursday, August 3, 2017

Practically Speaking



When I drove a car, I never
dreamed of some day owning a
Mercedes, a Jaguar or Rolls
Royce. For me, a Chevy or Ford,

as far as price and style are con-
cerned, seemed to suit me just fine.
I’ve always considered living (and
driving) in the lap of luxury as

basically a pie-in-the-ski, hoity
toity state of mind. You can sport
your Porsche or Ferrari, but as for
me, practically speaking, even

had I the financial ability, I’d
rather prefer a cheaper more
economically feasible car,
one which starts reliably when

I turn the key, and stops on a
dime reasonably quickly when
there is the need. No, the flashy
pretense of elegance and speed

in the automotive arena are not
prerequisites for me. I’d much
rather have the financial ability
to take a friend to dinner occa-

sionally. “Damn the expense!”
I’d tell them in a reassuring tone
of magnanimity. “Get a side of
fries with that. And what the hell,

have them top that burger with a
slice of cheese. You only live once,
and this one’s on me. You did
drive after all.”



Chris Hanch 8-3-17

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