Tuesday, May 9, 2017

A Perilous Adventure


Mt. Everest, that rock has its reputation.
It has claimed the lives of scores of
climbers. It has become known as a stone
cold killer, although it never held malice
or intent to do harm. Nothing personal
but...

There is no fortune, no gold, emeralds or
diamonds to be had by scaling its granite
face, only fame to be claimed by planting
a symbolic flag of victory at its summit.

Many souls have frozen, fallen or other-
wise expired in an attempt to achieve
those dizzying, near invincible heights.
Quietly, that famed rock of supreme
grandeur and solitude shall forever hold
the names of both victors and losers who
have stared death in the face in order
to make that perilous trek to the top of
the world.

I for one, being neither a mountain goat,
Sherpa nor adventurer, would rather extol
my admiration and praise from a safe dis-
tance and at a lower altitude. Preferably, I’d
feel most secure taking the more ecconom-
ically prudent tour from home in my living
room while casually flipping through the
full-color pages of a National Geographic
Magazine cradled firmly in my lap.

Given my aversion to the perils of moun-
tain climbing, you may be wondering
what on Earth possessed me to invoke
the imagery of climbing Mt. Everest
today? Well, I got to thinking about my
aching arthritic hips and the two flights
of stairs it takes to negotiate this afternoon
in order just to get my mail. And for what,
goddamn bills?



Chris Hanch 5-9-17

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