Thursday, September 15, 2022

Something Profound Today


Something profound is bound to


happen today. Could be at home or


away, something natural or man


made, something profound or not,


either way, good or bad, who can


say, ? I’ll just sit right here and hang


out waiting in my place. Hope it’s a


slow motion happening in any case.


Have a hard time keeping up the


pace in my old age. Whatever it is,


should it involve me and I happen


to be on the toilet—profound my


ass, it’ll have to wait.



                      -30-


Chris Hanch 9-15-2022 

Wednesday, September 14, 2022

Cellularly Speaking

 

My cellular makeup has been


undone and remade over and


again in this lifetime of mine.



In effect, I am more or less than


the man I used to be. And given


the realm of possibility, it is truly


amazing that I ever came into


uniquely being me in the first place.



14-billion years in the making


since the Big Bang began its


cosmic expansion from virtually


nothing to all this matter is mind


blowing to say the least.



For those of us who are fortunate


enough to grasp the improbability


of this and all the stuff that ever


was, one must consider a single


cell when placed comparatively


side by side with all the other


living cells.



En masse, my cells must make


me a parallel universe unto my


own. What, given the matter


of all creation and quantum


physics wise, is up with that?



                     -30-


Chris Hanch 9-14-2022

Monday, September 12, 2022

"It"

As an infant I awoke


and I cried but, did not


know why? Hunger,


I suppose, a full diaper,


discomfort, could be?


Time and place had


no meaning to me.


No wonder, there


were no words or


memories yet to


describe what “it”


was, what “it”


could possibly be.


I was what I could


not see, not yet


formed into my


own universal reality.


And now at age 75,


nearing the end of life,


it” was me, the “it”


I came to be, all


those words and


memories I learned


over time. “It” I


have come to learn


must come to an end


for you, for me, for


all that ever was, all


that shall ever come


to be. There will be


no “its” in eternity,


no peace, pain, no


turmoil or serenity.


Just as in the


beginning, no words


or memories to describe.


No sunrise to


open the eyes, and no


it” to wonder, why?



              -30-


Chris Hanch 9-12-22



 

Friday, September 9, 2022

Some Day Over the Rainbow


The sun rose cockeyed today.


Crows fly backwards in a misplaced sky.


The limbs of trees cut the tune into ¾ time.


Cord wood has been maliciously maligned.


There is no rhyme to reason to end the line.


Two plus two no longer add up to four.


Upside down, all the windows and doors.


The rancher changed course and was


quartered by the horse. Topsy turvy the


mince meat pie. The season to end all reason


was chosen by the malfeasant conductor


of the Late Late Show. Gothic became


agnostic during the mid-term and no one


could explain. Glue lost its bond and


refused to hold on. You and I have not a


clue as to why things are the way they are.


The podiatrist awoke one morning denying


the existence of toes. Pass the mustard, my


reasoning is half-baked. The magistrate misplaced


his car keys and his whole day went to hell in a


hand basket. You ordered pastrami and discovered


too late that the butcher gave you corned beef


instead. It was then you realized you got up


club-footed on the wrong side of the bed.


There are no do-overs, my friend. Live with it!


After the Reformation nothing was ever the


same again. It’s no wonder old men tend to


succumb to incontinence. Here, pull my finger.



                                       -30-


Chris Hanch 9-9-2022 

Thursday, September 8, 2022

Those Were the Days

 

I was 15 when I first got drunk on vodka at a


friend’s house when his parents were gone for the


evening. Some say, boys will be boys. My hangover


and my mother’s admonition the next day told me


that I had made a big mistake.



I was 16 when I was fed up with school and society,


and left high school never to return. Some say it was


too early. And I felt it was too late.



I was 17 when I enlisted in the Army with my mother’s


reluctant approval. I gave her no choice, refusing to go


back to school. I was just a kid who swore and oath to


the Constitution. Now my “ass belonged to the drill


sergeants” which controlled my fate.



I was 19 and still wet behind the ears when I got married


and had my first child. Not knowing who I was and hoped


to become, I was immature and not prepared to face the


errs of my way.



Fast forward and given the constraints of time let it be said,


I had a long road to hoe getting here to where I am today


in my 75th year. And as the old adage may apply, better


late than never.



I suppose given patience and time, certain grapes ferment into


a fine vintage wine. Suppose then you could classify my life


more like the Thunderbird variety—a brand widely known by


urchins of the streets to have a kick-ass potency. Ah, but you


be the judge...Here, take a swig from the bottle of my life and


see, unmistakably a bitter bouquet, and on the pocketbook,


frugally pretty damn cheap.



                                               -30-


Chris Hanch 9-8-2022





Monday, September 5, 2022

Passage in Time

 

He, the old man, sat there in his


wheelchair noticing the elderly


woman across the room seated


in hers. It’s late and the day is


waning. He imagined the woman


years younger and wonders about


the life she may have had forty,


fifty, sixty years ago. Married with


several children, he’s guessing, or


perhaps single, committed to a


career? He bets she was a looker


in her day, pursued by many a


would-be-suitor. It’s of little or no


consequence now, he figures, for


too many years have passed before


the curse of old age had set in. Ah


sweet memories, all a flash in the


pan now. No regrets, though, they


did then what could be or that


which needed to be done.


Now here they were breathing


in and out as yet another long


day of enchanted and repulsive


memories comes to an end.


She sat alone, white-haired and


wrinkled in her chair across the


room. And he seated gruff and


rumpled in his time in place.


Neither of them with a single


word to convey. Orderlies came


and escorted them off to dinner.


Goddamned liver and onions again!


                            -30-


Chris Hanch 9-5-2022

Sunday, September 4, 2022

Who Got Us Here?


Explorers got us here


Inventors, writers, poets too.


Kings, queens, warriors and


madmen played their parts.


Let us not forget the scientists


and philosophers, the artists


composers and musicians.


Saints and sinners paved


all the way to this day.


I could go on and on with


this litany, adding the names


of specific men and women


who did and did not do


the dastardly and amazing


feats throughout mankind’s


illustrious history who put


us in this place and time in


which we reside today. Think


of the mothers and fathers who


gave us life in the first place.


Think of the rich and famous


the unknown and uncelebrated


likes of you and me. Several


years ago,I basked on a sunny


beach in Australia wondering


what got me halfway around


the world from where I came.


I was amazed and overwhelmed


by it all, and could only go back


a generation or two. But I was


struck with the thought that


somewhere way back when,


Alexander the Great and Napo-


leon Bonaparte and many years


later, some unrecognized nobody


from Pulaski Boulevard in


Chicago somehow played a part.


We did not get here alone and on


our own, you know.



                      -30-


Chris Hanch 9-4-2022