How
many times have I asked? Sometimes I would
need
to dispense a dose of my best flattering, I’d even
stoop
so low at times as to beg and plead. One would
think
I was starving or had this irresistible craving for
something
beyond sweet. On occasion, I would state
my
case, like a senior statesman or a polished ambas-
sador
from some foreign land negotiating a treaty of
critical
consequence. There is no breech of the peace
at
stake, nor a veiled threat of war here, although this
could
be considered by some as a surrender of sorts.
Some
claim it’s a bad hair day; others will say that
they
are not now nor have ever been photogenic; it’s
against
the graven-image clause professed by your
religion—For
whatever reason, some folks just don’t
want
to have their picture taken. I can respect that,
but
this is for posterity. Later when you have aged or
passed
away, your family and friends will have this
record
of you as you once were. Should you still ob-
ject,
I will turn around and walk away. And perhaps
when
you forget that I even asked, I may snap a candid
shot
of you in passing. See here, that was twenty-some
years
ago. We both were much younger then. I stood
over
here watching, waiting for just the right moment,
and
you were completely unaware, striking the perfect
pose
over there. Now see, that didn’t hurt a bit, did it?
Chris
Hanch 6-28-17